Have you ever gone a-fishing on a warm and sunny day, When all the little fishys are a-swimming in the bay, With their hands in their pockets, And their pockets in their pants, And all the little fishys do the hoochy-koochy dance. La la la la la, la la la la La la la la la, la la la la With their hands in their pockets, And their pockets in their pants, And all the little fishys do the hoochy-koochy dance.
3 sharp toothed buzzards, 3 sharp toothed buzzards, 3 sharp toothed buuuuuuuuzzards Sitting in a (clap!) dead tree Oh LOOK, One has flown A-way. What A shame. Wah. (half-heartedly) (Repeat with 2, 1, and No sharp toothed buzzards) Oh LOOK, One has RE-turned. Let us RE-Joyce. Yay. (half-heartedly) (Repeat with 1, 2, and 3 sharp toothed buzzards) Oh LOOK! They are ALLLLL there! Let us take a Piiiiiicture! Click.
(spoken) Once I had a chicken That wouldn't lay eggs My hubby said "A-Hunny!" "Now this ain't funny" "To have a chicken" "That doesn't lay eggs!" (sung) One day that..... Rooster (yee haw!) came into our yard (uh-uh) And knocked that chicken right off its guard We're havin' eggs now just like we used to Ever since that rooster came in our yard Other Verses: -Cow won't give milk --> we're getting eggnog -Gum tree won't give gum --> we're getting chicklets / eggcell -Acrobat won't do summersaults --> we're getting egg rolls -Building doesn't have exits--> we're using eggzits -Teacher doesn't give tests --> we're having eggzams -Toaster won't make toast --> we're having eggos -Hospital won't heal people--> we're getting eggzrays -Country won't trade goods --> we're getting eggzports
There are no bananas in the sky, In the sky There are no bananas in the sky, In the sky There's a sun and moon, And coconut cream pie But there are no bananas in the sky, In the sky Each time through take out a word - no, bananas, sky, sun, moon, coconut cream pie!
Bananas of the world: UNITE!!! Peel banana Peel peel banana Peel banana Peel peel banana Chop banana Chop chop banana Chop banana Chop chop banana Mush banana Mush mush banana Mush banana Mush mush banana Eat banana Eat eat banana Eat banana Eat eat banana Go bananas! Go go bananas! Go bananas! Go go bananas!
