November 4th, 2004
PROLOGUE
Sat. Nov. 6
6:04 pm- mike gets back from his black belt grading and decides to check his email since his internet has just recently been fixed, yep the usual, emails for viagra and laptops but wait! what is this! an email about this weeks minutes from jackie? wow now i dont have to type them up! that saved me alot of time. but oh... she did her own minutes. i guess she just cant take it that im better than her. I guess its time for....
BATTLE OF THE MINUTES
MIKE VS. JACK
HEAD TO HEAD
only on pay per view
Tune in this SUNDAY SUNDAY SOMEDAY!
THRILL!! as the Cheat attempts to jump the tire, over the K.O.T. eating a cardboard box, covered in syrup...
CHILL!! as Strongmad, smashes Marzipan's guitar, over Homestar's head...
Recoil in HORROR!! as the Poopsmith, lights some smokebombs... and then? you'll just have to be there... to find out...
Adult admission is still just $5.... kids and old people not allowed, without a bucket of chicken, for ME....
Stick around after the show for a free performance by LIMO-ZEEN
Mike's awesome minutes:
(feel free to play the background music attachment as you read the minutes)
In attentance: (left to right) Colin, Steve, Heather, Tom, Jon, Ross, Marla, Kyle, Sarah, Me (Mike), Jackie (LATE), Henry (late)
7:22- we start talking about christmas wrapping, we need to be ready by Dec. 16
7:23- we should advertise in the church, jon says that church already does "white presents" heather wants to do "black presents" i think we should do multi-cultural presents and share them with everyone
7:24- jackie comes in, everyone stops talking about her
7:26- kyle has fleas, no, he has gnats, no... wait for it... hes got aphids ("omg peter! stewies covered in fleas!!" "thats nothing, when i was his age i was covered in ticks!" "peter this isnt a contest!" "well it was back then!" 'Most Fleas 1965'- Family Guy)
7:27- we are going to use beavers/cubs/scouts for their money
7:28- heather is so dedicated to our cause that she stayed up all night making a poster to advertise our christmas wrapping. her devotion and leadership is an inspiration to use all!
7:29- ev... wait colin has a suggestion
7:30- colin wants us to massage the text (in preparation for a new fundraiser...)
7:31-k were all going to make posters
7:32- heather makes the first donation to our christmas wrapping fund box, colin shows her up by donating almost twice as much!
7:34- heather motions we make a monetary donation from the group... in other news a strange figure talks to colin through the window
7:35- i make an awesome suggestion: that we ask the people we are leaf-raking for to donate canadian tire money to the christmas wrapping, colin then says that we should put up a sign at mistletoe mart too
7:36- heather better send out the text for the poster
7:37- jackie is a weirdo
7:38- heather motions on a max. donation of $500, tom seconds, then we talk about money
7:39- jackie smacks herself in the face
7:40- toms gotta get a sign and stuff for mistletoe mart
7:42- heather should think before talking
7:43- jon asks if we have a rental car, he is silly, jon then motions that we have a forecasted budget, im no meterologist but it sounds like alot of work. ross seconds, we vote, motion carried. get to work on that sarah, for tues. (ask colin for details)
7:46- michelle should be pinged by sarah because michelle is a beast
7:48- colin makes a suggestion: wait for budget forecast before deciding on the amount of the donation
7:50- we vote for a max. $500 donation, depending on the weather report
7:51- colin is racist to germans
7:52- colin has x-ray vision, he is able to see a pen inside heather's purse
7:53- heather is making a huge poster for christmas wrapping
7:54- heather has already signed us up for dor chest er
7:55- tom wants my pants, inves tit ure night will be nov 18
7:56- jackie is going to send out an email about photo forms, jons been watching too much star wars
7:57- colins sugar-daddy shows up
7:58- steves gonna be the editor of our venturer newsletter, i will provide us with some light-hearted comics
7:59- john shows up... late...again... with food... again
8:00- john wants a ---- theme, heather wants ----, ross and i want ----, jon wants '----'
8:03- '----' has been DELETED! we vote between ----, ----, and ----
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oh! looks like a sad day in ----- land, its time for ---- and ---- to duke it out, but wait!!! henry has just arrived! this changes everything. henry could save us another hour of debate by voting on ---- or -----! and he votes
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he votes ----! :( 3 way tie. back to the drawing board
8:07- heather has to pee, colin motions that she holds it, mike seconds, we vote, motion passed
8:08- ross is motion-happy
8:09- heather goes pee anyway
8:11- heathers back! kyle doesnt think she washed her hands
8:16- weve been discussing themes for comp camp and havent come to any agreements
8:17- heather is really slow on the uptake
8:21- we have now done a complete loop in the comp camp discussion
8:25- i say only the dinner has a theme
8:31- another vote:
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---- WINS
8:34- we move on, our VP isnt here...
8:35- tom is going to email out mistletoe mart stuff tonight
8:36- kyle is embarassed that his sister is waiting outside. next weekend is leaf-raking (btw i wont b there saturday)
8:37- sarah leaves, don't forget to forcast our budget!
8:41- were having 2 shifts for mistletoe mart (morning and afternoon)
8:42- heather is getting frustrated, obviously tom doesnt need her
8:43- colin does a good impression of a woman. too good if u ask me....
8:50- we're going to have a christmas party dec. 18
8:53- henry says "this is pretty small"
8:54- mike (me) is supposed to organize a tobaganning adventure
8:57- heather to talk to johns boss about getting his schedule changed lol
8:58- nov. 25 will be a fun night
8:59- i find a hole in the wall
9:00- royal winter fair is also a no go (no go as in "no were not going")
9:01- heather made a poster, but oh! colin made one 3 weeks ago! nov.9 remembrance day we need to b here at 6 to set up
9:03- no refreshments :(
9:04- meeting adjourned.
So there you have it! Some of the best minutes since the reign of General Taylor.
Tune in next week as the battle gets even dirtier!
