June 9th, 2005

Marla’s Amazingly Amusing Fantabulous Minutes

*Things in bold are important

7:00- I arrive, very punctual I might add.

7:01- I pitch Culture Shock to the group- buffet dinner June 26th fundraiser

7:05- Tom and I hand in our money to Sarah. All must have their money in soon!

7:10- It is decided that Sarah sells her body to Tom. There is talk of fuzzy pillows…Suspicious.

7:15- Remember to bring back all gear to Scout cupboard by next week’s meeting, it must be ready for Co-op in September

7:16- There is talk about an end of the year party. We must decide a date, time and location. It shall be investigated. (Heather has a pool)

7:17- Heather’s dorm/pad/love nest is very small.

7:19- Henry’s music is making me and others want to kill ourselves…

7:20- Someone must contact Bob Langford and Bob Peeling about glowsticks. Stephen was originally intended to pursue this task.

7:22- Sarah thinks Bob Peeling might be Mike’s husband.

7:30- Follow up to BAF Camp needs to be sent out by this weekend. This must include description of Venturers and registration info.

7:34- Heather states that “It’s 7:34 and we have nothing to do”

7:40- LET’S GO TO VELOCITY!

7:43- I have to touch Sarah’s arms. She has sexy MUSCLES!

7:44- We go to unload and put away gear.

7:50- Off to Licks for ice cream.

8:30- Back at the church to play Hacky Sack.

8:35- Heather decides to leave and do homework. What a loser.

8:40- Leah has sexy muscles too. Not nearly as sexy as Sarah’s though.

8:41- Leah has a maple seed of luck to help her mount the pole……?

8:45- Leah and Sarah do Native dances from Peter Pan while everyone else plays Hacky Sack.

8:58- Tom and his bicycle buddies find a giant beer can in the back of the church.

9:00- Mike drives off into the sunset…..with his mom.

9:07- Henry is a sack hog.

9:10- I’m picked up, therefore, the meeting is over.

Tada! That’s it. I hope you enjoyed my guest appearance as the secretary. I’m sure that if this was a comedy I would’ve gotten a contract to be a regular. But it’s not, and Jackie is secretary….The End.